MonotoneTea

"After a hard day slaving over a hot microphone, I need something unique to soothe my throat. I've grown accustomed to my classic oolong (read: dirt) tea blend, so I've developed this modern take on a classic. Years of scientific research, taste-testing and making toilet jokes has led to the creation of MonotoneTea, the definitive blend of mambo, chocolate and vanilla oolong. You read that right, my patented tea blend is composed of both a dance, a dessert and whatever the hell 'vanilla oolong' is. You're sure to say 'bottoms up' as your taste buds are enchanted by the magical 'smoky' aroma, highlighted by the 'tang of the Ceylon.' I'm not sure if that's a location, a drug or a Pokemon but whatever it is it's probably delicious. Drink me. You won't be disappointed."

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